Healthcare Comic Collector Pillows

'No doubt about it, Mr Merridew - you've got Irritable Bowel Syndrome.'

"You've never given a bed bath before, have you nurse?"

'You are supposed to hit the knee.'

'Well, another tail, another happy ending.'

'Sir, have you filled your little cup, yet?'

'That's a really bad rash but it's nothing to worry about!'

'Can I have his meds?'

What doesn't kill you might make you wish it had.

"You'll have to pay me before you leave. One of the side effects of this medication is loss of memory."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'Super Dog'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Bears catching fish

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'