Healthcare Comic Collector Pillows

'No doubt about it, Mr Merridew - you've got Irritable Bowel Syndrome.'

"You've never given a bed bath before, have you nurse?"

'You are supposed to hit the knee.'

'Well, another tail, another happy ending.'

'Sir, have you filled your little cup, yet?'

'That's a really bad rash but it's nothing to worry about!'

'Can I have his meds?'

What doesn't kill you might make you wish it had.

"You'll have to pay me before you leave. One of the side effects of this medication is loss of memory."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'Super Dog'

Bears catching fish

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'