Health Watchers Prints

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

Covid Future

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Exercising

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Money god

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

Golden bubbles

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Trickledown economics

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.