Health Transformation Prints

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

A Woman Using a Mirror to Discover Her Weight.

"The Lord's 7-step weight-loss program works in mysterious ways."

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

'What you need is some negative growth.'

'Along with the gusto, you also grabbed high blood pressure and big time cholesterol.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"You've changed."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Congratulations on the new you!

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Men's Health Screenings.

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

"The court granted me a new identity!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Quick Spring Fling

'All those who think change is good, say aye...'

"Oh my sons, I'm so proud of you, both labelled ugly ducklings: Look at how handsome you are now..."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

DNA doctor

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"You'll get over him."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

Yeah, I'm on metamorphosis leave tomorrow: I can't wait!'