Fitness Transformation Prints

Healthy man next to fat man.

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

'If you want to be ship-shape, you'll have to spend some time in dry dock.'

'He took all of the fat off his mid-section and all the fat off his rear but look where it went!'

Congratulations on the new you!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Dog Walking Services

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

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