'Today the danger of eating eggs is up 2 3/8, red meat is unchanged French fries are up 4 1/4...'
Health Risk Analyzer T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt that speaks to a health risk analyst's sharp wit? Our designs mix professionalism with humor, making them perfect for casual days or conferences.
"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"
Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.
'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'
"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"
"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."
election polling
Stock Market
'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'
Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy
Latest science behind social distancing advice
"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"
'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'
William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat
Field hockey injury? A doctor will see you after the football concussion
'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'
"Let the minutes show we're not taking the pension fund and putting it all on the 2.30 at Newmarket."
'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'
'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'
'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'
Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management
'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'
"How would you describe your attitude to risk?"
James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.
"Does anyone know CPR?"
'What happens if I die young?'
Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...
"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."
-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!
"Having conducted an incisive 360 degree investigation into the events and concomitant risks associated with recent catastrophic losses we’ve determined that ‘shit happens.’"
'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'
In and Out Tray
'How do I know you're legit?'
Probability: 10,000-1, 150-1, 6-1, 2-5, 1-20, 50-1, 10,000-1.
Actuarial Tables of the Gods
Health Risk Analyzer T-Shirts Collection
Health Risk Analyzer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs tailored for health risk analyzers—perfect for adding humor and personality to their morning routine.
Health Risk Analyzer Pillows
Relax and let their personality shine through with pillows designed for health risk enthusiasts who love to add a humorous touch to their decor.
Health Risk Analyzer Prints
Brighten up their space with prints that showcase the fun side of health risk analysis—ideal for offices, labs, or living rooms.