Health Regulation T-Shirts

Dangerous to Your Logical Health

'The Health Dept. takes a great leap forward.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Flu vaccine.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Health Care Crisis table.

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

The two faces of capitalism.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'You forgot the product label.'

Stethoscope line.