Health Protocol Humorist Gifts

Looking for a lighthearted way to honor a health protocol humorist? Our collection blends wit and care, offering products that highlight the amusing side of staying safe. Perfect for fans of health awareness who love a good laugh—these items feature clever designs that make respecting health rules entertaining. From mugs to prints, each piece is crafted to brighten up their day and remind us all that humor is the best medicine during serious times.

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Pandemic Mask

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"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief." mockup

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

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"Now, how can I be of assistance?" mockup

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

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"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce." mockup

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

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"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self." mockup

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

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'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.' mockup

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

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'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.' mockup

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer. mockup

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

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"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine." mockup

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

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Lactose Intolerant

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"I'm afraid you could go at any time." mockup

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

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"The first one's just a warning." mockup

"The first one's just a warning."

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'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.' mockup

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

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PSA Banter.

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'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!' mockup

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

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Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob. mockup

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

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Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc.. mockup

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

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'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.' mockup

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

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"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss." mockup

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

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Cardiac Recovery.

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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?' mockup

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

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'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.' mockup

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

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Providing Healthcare For All

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"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine." mockup

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

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"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude." mockup

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

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'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.' mockup

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then." mockup

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

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In case of Emergency: Break Glass mockup

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

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MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.' mockup

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

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"All my symptoms are old ... "

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'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,' mockup

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

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"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts." mockup

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

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'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.' mockup

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

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Virtual Doctor

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Health Protocol Humorist Gifts Collection

Health Protocol Humorist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that celebrate health protocol humor—these fun designs are perfect for healthcare heroes and safety advocates alike.

Health Protocol Humorist Pillows

Wrap up in humor with pillows featuring funny takes on health protocols—comfort and comedy in one.

Health Protocol Humorist Prints

Brighten their decor with prints that turn safety into a funny visual—perfect for health-conscious homes or offices.

Health Protocol Humorist T-Shirts

Find humorous T-shirts that salute health measures with a punchline. Ideal for wearing awareness with a side of wit.