Health Product Specialist Prints

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

Be Healthy

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"He's a whiz kid."

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Office Safety.

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Hand Sanitizer: Please Be Considerate To Your Fellow Evolvers

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

Health Foods

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'Ryker's Natural Foods - Kelp wanted'

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

"Yes, we have managed care. We manage not to care."

"Do you further promise to love, honor and obey this insurance company and to disclose to it any pre-existing medical conditions?"

Disabilities and Health & Safety

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

Waiting room scene and signs that say 'Dr. Ooze's Clinic - As seen on TV.'

'That's a nasty rasher there...you must be allergic to bacon.'

Dual Airbags

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'