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"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'..and one for the pot.'

Love Potion

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Natural Medicines

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

The experiment went wrong...