Health Potion Master T-Shirts

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'..and one for the pot.'

Love Potion

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

My Cauldron Rules

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Natural Medicines

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"The usual, please."