Health Pondering Pro Prints

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

Confined by Coronavirus

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

'Doctor, this is not what I had in mind when you said you were going to put me on an Exercise program.'

"It's a cause close to my heart."

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

'I'll have you know that I'm 100% psychobabble-compliant!'

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.

How do medicines work? They don't! All they do is give God time to heal the body!

Addiction: high gas prices.

"Either you give up all that unhealthy stuff and live another 30 years or you go on as before, have a blast for about 10 or 11 years and then die happy, satisfied and drunken."

Lady with facemask smoking

'I'm afraid I have some bad news.'

"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."

"I gave up smoking to annoy my wife by living longer."

"Now those b*****s are getting a little taste of my life!"

"Of course I envy you. I have to take them two at a time."

"Will I be able to carry on not doing any exercise?"

Vaccine research - please give

Covid Hate

"I guess laughter isn't the best medicine after all."

"60 feet 6 inches oughta be fine.", "666 feet if you really want to be safe."

"This just in from the AMA: New studies reveal that life is bad for you."