Health Motivation Seeker Prints

"Has anyone in your family ever had a history of exercise?"

Go team!

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Think Sign: 'Think' replaced with: 'Blame'.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Exercise Bars

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

The Sky Is The Limit

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'