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'I'm afraid I have some bad news.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

The Politics of Food.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

The Human Condition

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

"An equation for your thoughts?"

Desert crawler following water

Confined by Coronavirus

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

"Dogs can detect cancer, and mice can detect tuberculosis."

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

"It's a cause close to my heart."

"Why do you hate leap years?"

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

Euro smashes other currencies.

Which came first, the club or the hole?