Health Journey Challengers T-Shirts

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Dieting Motivation.

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"I’d like to return my Fitbit—It won’t stop calling me a lazy piece of sh*t."

Attack of the 'health' foods

Scales

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

"Until we get more employees to join, we'll just have to roll with the paunches."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

'What we have here is a hostage situation - There's a thin person inside you screaming to get out.'

Please seat to be weighted.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.