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"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

The Golfing Accident

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'Long shift?'

Can't even hold signs well.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

"Give it to me straight, doc. Will I outlive social security and medicare?"

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

No safe haven

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Get a hold of yourself, Jerry! We ALL knew the risks we were taking with the new corporate motto. When you care, it's easy to get hurt!"

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"I was hoping to settle this without avoiding some sort of argument."

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

'You are a very good doctor. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

"I just can't see or hear what you are saying."