Health Insurance Enthusiast Mugs

'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'

'The jury's still out on it's effectiveness, but it is covered by insurance.'

Doctor uses his stethoscope on the patient's wallet.

'I can explain the meaning of life, but I'm having trouble myself signing up for Affordable Healthcare.'

Medicare: More is Better!

"My insurance will pay for a new hip, but I really need better glasses and a hearing aid."

"The police want to ask you a few questions about where you get such good health insurance at such an affordable rate."

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding Get-Well Grads Sympathy Congrats Friendship. It's for a friend who's having an operation and it's going to be covered by his HMO. Would that be "Get Well" or "Congratulations"?

'I'm thinking about becoming a priest - tell me about your healthcare plan?'

'This can't be right...I went private some time ago.'

"Well, hypochondria isn't a problem."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Healthy Patients Only

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Get well soon!

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

"They say that 'laughter is the best medicine', which is great because your health plan doesn't cover the real stuff!"

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'