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'I'm sorry, but it appears your application has been declined due to a post existing condition.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Uncle Sam and health care.

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Medicare: More is Better!

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

Zika Mosquitos

"Your condition appears to have deteriorated considerably since your last cheque bounced."

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

'Your employer's health plan automatically cancels your coverage once you get sick.'

'An ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure, but that was before Medicare.'

'You know, you're a very expensive employee because we have to contribute to nine retirement and life insurance plans for you.'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Insurance quote.

"Well, according to this, my clients were covered for 'huff and puff.'"

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

'Gasp! Wheez! Nobody told me that once you have a heart you also need cardio!'