Health Influencers T-Shirts

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Creativity 2.0

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Witches of Instagram

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."