'Now I know McAllister is crazy -- He says he had an Elvis sighting at a health food store!'
Health Food Store Owner Mugs
Find mugs that celebrate health food store owners with witty slogans and charming designs—perfect for their morning brew or as a cheerful desk accessory.
City Natural Foods.
Sam's Bait & Tackle Shop: Catch some brain food.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."
Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"
Queen of Quinoa
Important Food Groups
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
"Charles didn't like tofu."
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
Making healthy substitutions at mealtime
Spontaneous Kombucha
Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.
"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"
'Diet considerations.'
"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."
"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"
'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'
"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."
"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."
"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."
'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'
"Albino broccoli mum!"
'As if school lunches weren't bad enough. Now, they have to be nutritious!'
Friendly bacteria
I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.
"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."
"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."
Health Food Store Owner Mugs Collection
Health Food Store Owner Pillows
Discover pillows that add a playful and inspiring touch to any space, made especially for health-conscious store owners.
Health Food Store Owner Prints
Find prints that celebrate healthy living with style—ideal for decorating a shop or home, and making every day brighter.
Health Food Store Owner T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts with witty and heartfelt messages perfect for health food store owners and their supporters.