Health Food Savvy Mugs

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

But is it organic?

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Diet considerations.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

The Nihilist Deli.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Friendly bacteria

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'Trade you lunches?'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!