Health Food Hipster Mugs

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Spontaneous Kombucha

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

The Organic

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Diet considerations.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

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The Nihilist Deli.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Healthy Eating Casualties

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

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"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."