"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."
Health Food Antics T-Shirts
Let their wardrobe reflect their fun side with our health food antics t-shirts. Designed to bring humor and personality to everyday wear for health enthusiasts who love a good laugh.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
Queen of Quinoa
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
Spontaneous Kombucha
Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.
"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"
"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."
'Diet considerations.'
"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."
M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!
"Albino broccoli mum!"
"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"
The Nihilist Deli.
"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."
'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'
'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'
I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.
Friendly bacteria
"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"
"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."
"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."
"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."
"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"
Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.
"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunder�"
Healthy Eating Casualties
Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.
"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."
"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."
No Dogs Allowed
Health Food Antics T-Shirts Collection
Health Food Antics Mugs
Explore our collection of health food antics mugs for funny, witty designs that will spice up breakfast or tea time with a playful touch.
Health Food Antics Pillows
Visit our pillows collection for cozy, witty décor that celebrates your health food humor with a playful and stylish touch.
Health Food Antics Prints
Browse our prints to find the perfect humorous artwork that highlights the lighter side of healthy eating and adds personality to any space.