Health Crisis Analyst Pillows

"Zika!?"

The most dangerous variant yet, a PPE supplier!

NCAA Bubble

What now, Coronavirus?

"I had no previous illnesses and never got infected with COVID-19! What am I doing here?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Deaths from Coronavirus

Booster shots

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

Greek Crisis

Health Care Crisis table.

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

Safe spaces?

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Uncle Sam and health care.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

'I think you misunderstood us...when we said 'no cuts in the NHS' we clearly meant 'catastrophic cuts and savage staff reductions'.'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

And now for today's lead story. . .

"Aways the victim."

Wards / Mortuary

Greek Crisis

Trump rally

"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"