Health Consciousness Mugs

Health Shops

"I've got my diet and exercise sorted out...I've developed a craving of anabolic steroids."

"Another devastating side effect of the global obesity epidemic!"

COVID Party

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Distance to avoid contagion

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Running

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Wash your hands

Earth and the Coronavirus

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'