Health-conscious Property Seeker Prints

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'Is it organic?'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'The diagnostic computer says it's in your financial best interest to invest in the companies whose drugs you take.'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Spring.

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

The Janopause

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

"Unexpected item in bagging area."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

'Mr Hines, invest in two 'feel good' stocks, and call me in the morning.'

Obesity problems in the UK.

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

Office Smoking Conflict

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

Diet Smell...

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

'When you said view of park, you didn't say it was a CAR park!'

'This is great, I'll take it.'

'Test results indicate you broke your New Year's resolution.'

'Yes, I know I told you only this morning that the property was within your price range....and this morning it was.'

Forgive me if I'm wrong, sir, but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

I already own waterfront property.