Health Conscious Observer Pillows

Fat kids in football T-shirts, Rooney and Ronaldo. Man says: 'It's good for kids to have sport role models.'

'There, but for liposuction, go I.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Long shift?'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Wash your hands

Running

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

Lactose intolerance.

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"I wonder where they nest..."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

What's really in junk food...

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'