Health-conscious Horror Fan Prints

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"The Eggsorcist"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Canine Scentipede

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Open House of Horrors