Health-conscious Heroes Mugs

"I'm concerned about the kids diet."

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'Well, well, well...'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Distance to avoid contagion

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Guns won't help

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

'He seems cranky, but his heart is in the right place -- we gave him an MRI to be sure.'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Couple in bed with health charts

Death in the red zone

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

GM Foods.

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

Mutant coronavirus

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

'Have you been eating right?'