Health-conscious Friends T-Shirts

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Let's divide the teams into back pain vs. leg pain."

Smoker has smoking x ray.

Smoking

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

Making healthy eating bearable.

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Couple in bed with health charts

Football fans in corona times

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"Mind if I shoot through?"

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

Cat Yoga.

'NOW you tell me you're a VEGETARIAN!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.