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'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

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"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Heart To Heart

What's really in junk food...

Prisoner speech

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

"Mind if I shoot through?"

"I'm going to check out a couple of antiques." "Good luck with your breast exam."

"Don't get too comfortable with 6 feet of personal space."

You are here - They are there

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

'OK! I'LL talk!'

The Thinker during Covid

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"

"Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean...."

Young boy talking about shaving

Smoking

'I've moved from being vegetarian to a dairy free Paleo diet...'

Brain in Mask

"So, what have you been up to on your phone?"

Smoker has smoking x ray.

'I don't have any political opinions - would you like to hear about my symptoms'

Caution - hazardous waist.

"Let's divide the teams into back pain vs. leg pain."

'Still on the diet pills, huh?'

The Marlboro Man facing his secondhand smokers.

Toxic waste burning

Smoking/no smoking.