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'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Heart To Heart

Prisoner speech

What's really in junk food...

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

"Mind if I shoot through?"

"I'm going to check out a couple of antiques." "Good luck with your breast exam."

You are here - They are there

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

"Don't get too comfortable with 6 feet of personal space."

'OK! I'LL talk!'

The Thinker during Covid

Brain in Mask

Smoking

Young boy talking about shaving

'I've moved from being vegetarian to a dairy free Paleo diet...'

"Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean...."

"I have mixed feelings about gluten"

Smoker has smoking x ray.

"So, what have you been up to on your phone?"

'I don't have any political opinions - would you like to hear about my symptoms'

Caution - hazardous waist.

"Let's divide the teams into back pain vs. leg pain."

Toxic waste burning

'Still on the diet pills, huh?'

"Just how many vaccine doses have you had?"