Health Anxiety Havens Mugs

"Hypochondriac's Handbook. Where was I?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Worry tank

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

No Immediate Danger

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"But what if this is all there is?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

Concern Chart

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"Will he be okay?"

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Just in time for Halloween...

'The medication wont cure you, but it's side effects will!'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

Horses are nervous animals. . .

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."