Health And Wellness Whiz Mugs

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Is this still America?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'Have you been working out?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

Life on Earth - My soul is thin.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

Exercise Car.

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

"I'm glad you checked with me, but yes, I think it's safe for you to do the 'Hokey-Pokey.'"

'The nation is evenly divided again...the red states, Atkins Diet...the blue states, South Beach.'

Hypochondria preservation and Encouragement. 'It's Terri Dinkmer. She's calling in well.'

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

'All I'm saying, Sweetheart, is that maybe you're not quite ready for the advanced yoga class!'

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'