Health And Wellness Thinkers Gifts

'I wish I had that figure.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Holy moly!"

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'Rent two 'feel good' movies, and call me in the morning.'

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

Life on Earth - My soul is thin.

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

"It's simple. Remove everything from your life that you enjoy, so you can live a long, unenjoyable life."

Dr. Ernie answers your questions about aging. A reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, what will deteriorate fastest as I get older?" Medicare.

"I'm a shadow of my former self."

Paleo-to-go

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"Are they organic?"

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

Work and Life Balance

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

How's it going since we cut out the tranquilizers?

"Gotta be an implant."

Corona's cradle