Health And Safety Manager Pillows

"Some bloke wants to know if we've carried out a thorough risk assessment?"

'I knew it!! I just KNEW IT!!! - I KNEW we should have filled out a confined space entry permit!!'

'Anyone that needs further proof can see Carl after the meeting.'

'Will you stop placing these obstacles everywhere?...'

How Are My Safe Work Habits? Call 1-800-555-safe.

Office Safety - Fire Escape Practice.

'Before you enter the warren, I need to give you a full Safety Induction...'

Office Safety - Slip/Trip Hazards.

First Aid Box

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

'The industrial safety inspector? Are you kidding me?? He's there, right behind me!'

Monkey business

Always pay attention to work safety regulation!

'You'd better have a good reason for missing the safety meeting Perkins!'

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

491 Days Without An Injury

"We're concerned about the number of accidents in the workplace."

Safety Barriers

'Sigh... We were so close...'

"How was your day dear?"

"I'm sure it is making work more enjoyable. However, there maybe some liability issues."

Safety at Work.

Risk assessment.

Safety First.

So it's agreed then, we should move health and safety to the top of our agenda."

NO accidents in 17...'Days?' 'Hours!'

"He tripped over the 'wet floor' sign before banging his head on the 'Low Headroom' warning!"

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

"This accident report must be really old, unless he really was 'attacked by ye wilde boare' in the cold meats aisle."

Staff Only

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall