Healing Aficionado Prints

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Be Healthy

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

X-ray Psychology.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Fitness guru.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Get well soon!

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Healthy Patients Only

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Medical Examinations.