Headline Readers Mugs

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Fear of news.

Newspaper suicide.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Big Newspaper Delivery

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Daily Fury

'Inflated gloom!'

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

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