Head-scratcher Enthusiast Pillows

I can't solve this problem, I'm banging my head against a brick wall!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bibliomaniac

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Woof"

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Scratch my head, would you?"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Happy Birthday MUM!

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'