Head-scratcher Enthusiast Pillows

I can't solve this problem, I'm banging my head against a brick wall!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bibliomaniac

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Woof"

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Scratch my head, would you?"

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

Happy Birthday MUM!

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

"Mom!!"