Head Of The Class Pillows

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Yummy Mummies

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Education Guidance

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

"Your spelling, grammar and typography are all dreadful... Do you really want to end up as a cartoonist when you're older..??

Teacher's pet dog

"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school...you're the teacher.'

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

'That's the bell for round two.'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."