Head-in-the-clouds Navigator T-Shirts

"Charles!"

Airlines

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'Which one is named after me?'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Dog on a plane.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"Oh shut up."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage