Hazmat Enthusiasts Prints

"Remember when we used to worry about him bringing home nits?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

The New Normal

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Rusk Assessment Form

Airplane Seatbelts

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'What went particularly well?'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

Deer Crossing.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

"Better safe than sorry, son."