Hazard Lover Prints

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Cornucopia

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Change your style, learn to smile!

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

Coronovirus dreams

The Life Challenged Zombies.

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Snakeboarding.

Stormy Night

"I said, wrap your arms around me you unromantic fool!"

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'