Hazard Lover Mugs

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Cornucopia

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Change your style, learn to smile!

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

Coronovirus dreams

The Life Challenged Zombies.

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."

Snakeboarding.

'Mrs Jones is our designated hugger for junior executives.'

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

Stormy Night

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

'Bad man... you're a bad man!'