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"He's starting to flag a bit"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Relaxing on a sofa

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Revenge had come.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Sun Worshipers

French man holding a dish.

Couple in Grey

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Real men have facial hair.

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'Thank God it's fry day'

I love coloured tights

"And so it begins!"

'Aloha! What brings you to Hawaii?' 'The shirts.'

'What's the best part about living in Switzerland?'

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

I'm with stupid

What doesn't kill me makes me curiouser.

'Who the heck is Tom Selleck?'

Man on left - 'Earring. Tattoos. Head band. Pony tail. Bleached hair. Goatee. Soccer hooligan?' Man on right - 'No. National team player.'

'So are you folks together?'

Man having his equestrian portrait taken by a photographer

"Wow, this one actually cleared the water while breaching! Strong: good genes! Dibs!"

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

"Really? I love karaoke too!"