Hawaiian Shirt Collector Prints

'Aloha! What brings you to Hawaii?' 'The shirts.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

The next big thing

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"Leftovers"

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).