Novelty Shirt Collector Prints

Not a huge fan of my wife's new boyfriend.

I'm with crazy.

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

Social media is where it's @.

Convention: 'I'm With Stupid!'

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Hay Rides $10

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Lavatory Waterfall

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I e-bay t-shirt.