Having Fun In The Snow Gifts

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'Fine. And you?'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Gimme the carrot!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Socially distanced sledding

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

Flake News

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'You win. Go out and play.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"