Having A Second Child T-Shirts

'The ideal number of children per family is two.'

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

The Baby Walker

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Mother Goose Timeshare

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

The unforgiving tree

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

Milk sideburns

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"You're fatigued, run down, anxious, with high blood pressure, back ache, and a general malaise. You've got kids."

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

'What's the plural of baby?'

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Why you must go to work

man juggling career, home and children

'Hi, honey?we're home!'