Haute Cuisine Adventurer Mugs

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bermuda Triangles

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Rump roast?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

The discovery of asparagus.

Hats and Food

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Now here's a place I like!'