Haunted House Admirers Pillows

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Open House of Horrors

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Don't go in there!!"

Welcome Ghost.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Stephen King

"Is there anybody there?"

Monster Realtor

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Death Takes A Time-Share

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

Orange House of Horrors

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Halloween in Bath

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

'The pink squirrel's okay, but you gotta try the fuzzy navel.'

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."