Haunted House Admirers Pillows

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Open House of Horrors

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Welcome Ghost.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Monster Realtor

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Is there anybody there?"

Halloween in Bath

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Orange House of Horrors

Death Takes A Time-Share

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"