Haulier Pillows

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"Fuel prices are now so high... I've had to pay with the shirt off my back!"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Pilot with champagne.

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Motor Tourism

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Gadget geek.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Camping.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Inflating Boobs.

Private Jet

Route 666

Monday: Next 7 exits.

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