Hat Trick Master Gifts

and Fernandez is going for his hat-trick...

'How fast can you hype?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Slug Bait- snails love it

Hair Traffic control.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Fish don't like worms.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Man throwing stick for dog

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Fish Training

Worm Ate The Fish.

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

'Isn't there ANYTHING you can do, Doctor?'